Kizz Cola

Kizz Cola is a consumable drink item found in Cascade Laboratories. It can be bought from a special vending machine on level 2, near Janet and Abe, and it can also drop from Containment Robots. In rare cases, it may be found in trash cans as well.

When consumed, Kizz Cola applies 0–2 random buffs from a small pool. The possible effects are Rad Resistant, Sugar High, Sweet Tooth, Caffeinated, Mega-Ante, and Health Syringe. If no buffs are granted, it instead inflicts either Stinky or Toilet Emergency. This makes it a highly variable item: it can provide useful short-term benefits, but it can also backfire with an undesirable status effect.

Kizz Cola also emits very low radiation while being held, although drinking it does not increase the player’s radiation level. This means it is not especially dangerous to carry around, despite its radioactive flavoring and presentation.

• It is easiest to obtain from the Cascade Laboratories vending machine.
• Containment Robots can drop it, giving it an additional combat source.
• Trash cans can contain it, but this is very uncommon.
• Its effects are random, so it is best treated as an opportunistic buff item rather than a reliable source of a specific status.
• Because it can apply no beneficial effect at all and instead trigger a negative one, it is risky to rely on in critical situations.

Developer comments suggest that Kizz Cola likely tastes like a sweet, candy-flavored energy drink.